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If you lot loved the evidence, you lot will love this collection of funny Arrested Development quotes!

While there is no arguing that the idiot box testify Arrested Evolution is hilarious (and if you are arguing, yous are non in on the joke), I like to retrieve of it as a humorous, cautionary tale.

It has lessons almost family, integrity, success, honesty, and where nosotros should draw the line to get ahead. It shows usa there are very different definitions of success, and that we tin have boggling success in the nigh reputable of means.

Although, if nosotros can take anything from them – as well doing the opposite of what most of they practice – it is to do things in life with a sense of humour about ourselves, and a willingness to pick ourselves upwardly each time we autumn down.

If you lot enjoyed the testify, here are 100 of their greatest sayings.

Greatest Arrested Evolution Quotes

When Michael Bluth establish a bag in the freezer saying, "Expressionless Dove. Practice not eat." "I don't know what I expected."

"Oh it's so cute. She sometimes takes a niggling pack of mayonnaise and she'll squirt it in her oral fissure all over and then she'll take an egg and kind of mmm mmm. She calls it a mayonegg." – George Michael to Michael, well-nigh Ann (don't guess, to each their own)

George Sr. [to Michael]: All right, now look, only because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean y'all have to marry her. Besides many lives take been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an I.U.D.

Lucille: Information technology was Stuckey'due south.

George Sr.: But I believed you! (Conversations yous should not take in forepart of your children)

Well, I will tell yous this, Michael. I don't have a son (Narrator: He does), but if I ever practice, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'one thousand going to promise to take him and so non accept him. But the one matter that I will never practice, is not tell him that I'thousand taking him to a cabin in the wood and then not have him! – Gob (on cleaved promises)

Michael: "Are you serious?"

Wayne Jarvis: "Almost e'er. I was one time voted the worst audition participant Cirque du Soleil ever had." (Possibly there is some personal work to be done)

"Monday volunteered me for the Army." – Buster (when panic sets in)

"Oh, mom. Afterward all these years, God's not going to have a call from you." –Michael (not seeking support and guidance only when nosotros need something)

Really, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditation to calm herself, but ended up taking a 2-hour angry nap. – Narrator (on why coping skills are important)

Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You lot drank it fast enough.

Lucille: Not as much as yous enjoyed yours. You lot want your belt to buckle, not your chair. (A lesson in how bad parenting, turns into bad adult parent-child relationships)

Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president, which meant doing the piece of work of the president, his brother Gob. – Narrator (meaning doing nothing)

"Why should you go to jail for a law-breaking someone else noticed? Y'all don't need double talk, you need Bob Loblaw." – Bob Loblaw (because what you did was still illegal and unethical)

Michael [to Gob]: Become rid of the Seaward. (Stubbornness for the sake of being stubborn)

Lucille: I'll leave when I'thou good and prepare.

"Steve Holt!" — Steve Holt

GOB: "I'g dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and [screw] me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it." (When you are still a work in progress)

"Do yous recall I could have a hit of the juice box?" – Buster (innocent things can be abused)

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? – Michael, about the family'southward variety of craven sounds and dances (have good reference material)

Cistron Parmesan, how you doing? – Gene Parmesan (the truthful element of surprise?)

Arrested Development Lucille Quotes

"I hateful its 1 banana Michael. What could information technology price, $10?" — Lucille Bluth

"Lucille: I don't know. Perhaps it's because I went off my mail service-partum medication.

Michael: You were all the same taking that? Yous had Buster 32 years agone.

"And that's how long I've been depressed almost him." ― Lucille Bluth (some other entry into the things you do not say in front of your children)

Lucille: I don't criticize you lot! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. (So much bad parenting, so footling time)

Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.

Michael: Mom, its breakfast.

Lucille: And a piece of toast. (A sign you lot might have a problem)

"Lucille: Apparently, mood altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young physician said on The Today Show.

Michael: That was Tom Prowl, the actor.

Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist."(proof that but because you hear it on to, does not get in truthful)

"I don't understand the question and I won't answer to it." — Lucille Bluth (if but)

Lucille Bluth: I'll be in the hospital bar.

Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.

Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals. [Cackles at her ain wit] (Another example yous might accept a trouble)

Lucille: If you're saying I play favorites, you lot're wrong. I love all my children as.

Suddenly he's likewise much of a big shot to castor Female parent's pilus. – Lucille, near Buster (healthy boundaries???)

[Flashback to that morning time]

Lucille: I don't care for Gob. (She could write a manual on bad parenting)

Buster: "Mom is becoming a little controlling."

Michael:" What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?"

Buster: "That was half my fault. I idea I saw a graham cracker out at that place."

Michael (to Lucille): "You lot baited the balcony?"

Lucille: "Prove information technology." (Effort existence a good parent first)

Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.

Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel? (What bad parenting and self-esteem burdensome looks like)

Michael: Tell me the truth. There's been a lot of lying in this family unit

Lucille: And a lot of dear.

Michael: More than lies. (Sadly the truth)

More Arrested Development Quotes

"Why are yous squeezing me with your trunk (a hug)?" — Michael

"I mean there is so much in life that I oasis't experienced, and now that I'm away from mom I feel like this is my chance to live. I want to dance. I want to make honey to a woman. I want to get a checking business relationship. I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in!" –Buster (we all have different definitions of what it means to experience life and grow up)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there'southward still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you have this habitation, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby you got a stew going! – Carl Weathers (learning to live with what we have)

Michael: "Buster, you tin can't zip-line over there."

Buster: "Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Female parent's Cher jumpsuit. You have to go on your knees to showtime information technology.

Michael: "This is much less scary. Godspeed, Buster." (When making tough calls)

"Hey, Mom, call up nosotros had that conversation well-nigh trying to cut dorsum on things that aren't necessities?" (Realizing nosotros all take different definitions of necessities)

I just want my kids back. – Tom Jane (playing a office, but a office with the correct priorities)

"Do these finer hide my thunder?" — Tobias (nothing could)

George Sr.: Ban on organized sports?

Buster: You lot know, how you lot wouldn't let me sign upward for anything when I was a kid.

George Sr.: Is that what you lot've been thinking all these years? No, no, you were, yous were just a turd out in that location, you know? Y'all couldn't boot, and you couldn't run, you know? You're simply a, a turd. (Times when a white lie might be OK)

Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.

Michael: You're wearing ostrich-skin boots.

Lindsay: Well, I don't care well-nigh ostriches. (Lindsay is similar a walking PETA target)

"I hear the jury'south still out on scientific discipline." — GOB

Lindsay: "I detest to say it, but Michael might be right. You need to learn a petty discipline."

Maeby: "Hmmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right."

Lindsay: "No, no, no. I am telling you. You lot are now punished. I punish thee!"

Maeby:" Are you serious? What could you peradventure come upwards with that would punish me?"

Lindsay: "Oh, I have to come up upwards with some other thing?" (Realizing you lot can't get-go parenting after years of neglect)

Spoiler Alert: Buster: [Confronting Lucille well-nigh his birth begetter] y'all lied to me… you said my Father was my male parent, but my UNCLE is my male parent. MY Father IS MY UNCLE. (Lies e'er have a manner of coming out)

Maeby: Exercise you lot guys know where I could get one of those gilt necklaces with the "T" on it?

Michael: That's a cross.

Maeby: Beyond from where? (why we should not stop school at 15…or what we should know by the time we are 5)

I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights and we had moving-picture show dark. And one time, both. Those men did not relish "Soap dish." I recollect y'all have to know that world. – George Sr. (on perspective…)

Gob: And estimate what else? Dad kissed me!

Michael: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.

Gob: I didn't say he was totally into it! (Even as adults we are still trying to gain our parents approval)

Stan Sitwell: The only matter I ask is out of the 450 homes we build, 1 be given to a disadvantaged family unit from the inner city.

Gob: That's great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're proverb? Come on! (Entitlement and assumptions)

"Army had a half day." — Buster (non certain It works like that)

I don't think united states of america sleeping together is working out. You're a grown man; you lot should exist living with your mother. – Michael, to Buster (over again, thinking about our definitions of growing upward)

"Marry Me!" — Maeby (peradventure the worst finish a conversation line ever)

George Michael: I take Pop Pop in the cranium.

Michael: What? The mere fact that y'all call "making love" Popular Pop tells me that you're not ready. (active listening is a skillful advice skill to develop)

Buster and then excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at the school undetected for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate. – Narrator (Standing out is a good thing, unless you lot are a Navy Seal)

"And that's why…"

"No touching!" — Prison guards (heard oftentimes)

"Michael: And yous finished off the whole bottle?

Lindsay Funke: I had to. it's vodka. It goes bad once information technology's opened.

Michael: I think that'due south another of mom's fibs, like "I'll cede anything for my children"."(when bad parenting has rolled downhill)

Michael: I actually think the reason you and I always fight is that, since we were footling, Dad's ever played us off each other.

Gob: Dad always said that was your fault. (An example of lacking insight)

Annyong! – Annyong (perhaps learning the meaning of things)

"Say good day to these!" — Kitty (insert imagination)

Jessie: Hi George Michael, proud of yourself?

George Michael: Yep actually, I got a bum abroad from the stand without hurting his feelings. That was pretty sweet. (Taking joy in the small, and humane, victories)

I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock" helps people forget that nosotros built houses in Iraq. – Michael, to Gob (an example of a bad marketing idea)

Michael: I thought Buster had everything nether command. I thought you've been going in to the function.

Buster: Yep, and I've enjoyed that. It's merely that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was actually difficult to get a good piece of work flow going. (When we take never learned a good piece of work ethic)

"This party is going to exist off. The. Hook." — Buster (interestingly, pre-accident)

"I'd take to get up pretty early in the morning time to get drunk by 1 o' clock." ― Lucille Bluth (and still another inkling you might have a problem)

Hey blood brother. – Buster (appreciating innocence)

Oh, a pregnancy test. There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? No, nosotros had to create our petty Frankenstein monster out of scientific discipline, and money, and merely a dash of [notices Maeby has entered] Maeby…would…how…how long accept you been continuing there? – Tobias (checking your area earlier speaking)

"There are dozens of us. Dozens!" — Tobias (in that location is power in numbers…usually a little more than)

I'm sad, I'm just still on the whole "Michael being likable" thing. You know he'due south only had sex with similar four women, right? – Gob (acquire to assail the event and not each other)

Michael: Nosotros've got a moving-picture show of yous with Saddam Hussein.

George Sr.: I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi. I told him how much I liked his work! (Always know who you are associating with)

Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep Dad in prison house at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they're going to accept to put a halt on the company'due south expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would've expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail." (An indication our priorities are out of whack)

"You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole 24-hour interval. I think you're going to exist surprised at some of your phrasing." — Michael (nosotros might all be, merely not equally much as Tobias)

Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're nearly ii,000 shares curt of existence the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it'south a private stock then you cannot just buy upward the shares unless someone is willing to sell

Michael: Are you sure?

Barry Zuckerkorn: That'south what it said on 'Inquire Jeeves"(reasons we check references)

Information technology'southward nigh like we're finishing each other'southward…sandwiches. (Yous are not as shut equally you lot imagine you are)

Michael, you tin save this family. Please, do the right matter here. String this blind girl along and then that Dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. – Gob (learning what doing the right thing really ways)

Dinner's ready! Nosotros're having Lindsay chops. What? I desire her to exist prepared in case some bully at school is equally clever as I am. –Lucille, to young Michael and Lindsay (an early lesson in what NOT to do as a parent)

But Gob mistook Michael's basic human decency for a romantic involvement, and felt a competitive urge to step in. – Narrator (the skill of learning to properly read others)

Tobias: What are you lot doing upward here?

George Sr.: I'm having a [bleep]ing tea political party, what does information technology expect similar I'm doing? [Shoves Tobias against the wall and covers his mouth with his mitt] I'1000 living up hither and if you tell anyone about this, I will [blip] in impale yous. Ah, cease licking my hand, you horse's ass. (An example of how just considering 1 person has bad behavior, does not mean we must in kind)

"I'grand agape I but blue myself." — Tobias (when trying out for Blue Man Grouping)

Nosotros're all just going to have a more normal organisation. I'chiliad going to slumber with my daughter, and you're going to slumber with my husband. – Lindsay, to George Michael (realizing that all families take their issues)

Portugal? Gonne live it upwardly down old' Due south America manner, eh Mikey? – Gob (pay attention in Geography)

Let's just make Ann the backup. Okay? Very good fashion to think about her. As a fill-in. –Michael, to George Michael (when nosotros tin't be honest with loved ones about a topic)

Dandy, then now nosotros don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we only accept an advertizement out in "I'm Poor" magazine? – Lindsay (it's all about perspective)

Gob: I should be in-charge. I'yard the older brother.

Michael: Practice you even want to be in charge?

Gob: No… But I'd like to be asked! (Don't nosotros all?)

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The All-time Arrested Evolution 1 Liners

I suppose I'g buy-curious. – Tobias (some other argument for the tape recorder)

"I'm a monster!" — Buster (don't we feel similar that some mornings?)

"There'due south always money in the banana stand up." — George Sr. (sometimes we should take things literally)

"And that's why yous always get out a note." — J Walter Weatherman (a lesson to remember)

[Crying] I simply desire my brother to envy my money, only he'due south got that hair. Why tin't I have hair and coin, and him null? – George Sr. (on trying to detect what united states of america unique and strong in each of united states)

Commencement of all, we're doing this for her. Okay? Because neither one of us wants to go divorced. And second, I know you're the large union expert. Oh, I'm pitiful. I forgot. Your married woman is dead. – Tobias, to Michael (on terrible comebacks and arguments)

Oh at present yous love the Ten Commandments. Yet, you lot're the one who then conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy male parent and honour no ane in a higher place him unless it exist-it me, thy sweet Lord." – Gob, to Michael (know your quotes when trying to land a betoken).

Ann, you lot need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd respond. – Tobias (tape recorder)

"I've made a huge mistake." — GOB, and merely about everyone else (so truthful)

Trevor: It'south not your fault your parents were cousins, but here nosotros are. I've been charged with taking care of you, and I'thousand bloody well going to exercise it.

This family unit is not about to start using. We are pushers, non takers. – Tobias (not a bad lesson, in the right context)

Peradventure it was the 11 months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus but, he was our miracle baby. I was just too burnt out on raising you lot guys to care then, he turned out a niggling soft, you know, a lilliputian mashy. I don't know, possibly it was my fault, peradventure I ignored the guy. – George Sr., speaking to Michael about Buster, who is sitting correct next to them (again, things y'all don't say in front end of your children)

You're going to get some hop-ones. – Michael, about the stair automobile (perspective and acceptance)

Yes, he's lost his left hand, so he'south going to be "all right." – Doctor (another instance of thinking about what you say before you say it)

Gob: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is information technology personal? Crusade if it's concern I'll go away happily. Just if it'due south personal, I'll go away… but I won't be happy. (Breathy honesty)

You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. – Ann (it is likely not worth begging for Ann)

Rita: Well, Michael will be my cousin presently plenty, cause we're getting married! (Think before yous speak)

Michael: I *deceived* you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Illusion, Michael. A play tricks is something a whore does for money. – Gob (on the subtle differences we have to be careful not to overlook)

Other Arrested Development quotes

"Clinicians have told me that our emotional is arrested at the historic period that an eating disorder takes control of our lives. After we recover, we option up emotionally where nosotros left off at that historic period." – Jenni Schaefer

"Senile decay seemed already to have laid its hand on him while he was still in the grip of arrested development." – Anthony Powell

"She was a freak. My sister was a freak of nature. I wasn't quite sure how to feel. Here I'd been so looking forward to meeting her, and she was making me uncomfortable. I forced equally much of it as I could back. I wanted to love her, wanted to be equally excited about this moment as I'd hoped I would exist." – Clare Urbanski

"I'd rather be expressionless in California than alive in Arizona." – Lucille Bluth

"If I still had money I'd buy a Klimpy'south but to burn information technology to the ground." – Lucille Bluth

"You're non a moron. Y'all're only a case of arrested development." – Ernest Hemingway

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over an analyst and a therapist. The globe's first analrapist." – Tobias Fünke

"Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any fourth dimension." – Tobias Fünke

"I desire my family back. I guess what I'chiliad trying to say is, I want to reunite the band." – Tobias Fünke

"My gut is telling me no… just my gut is likewise very hungry." – Gob

"Well, I'one thousand not the president, so I don't deserve a fancy phone." – Gob

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Retrieve that there are lessons and inspiration all effectually us, and if information technology tin fifty-fifty be establish in a humorous outlet now and then, all the better!

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